August 2012
That awkward moment when you think you know...
Watchbrooksoglesby:
so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off
July 2012
africans:
god’s last name isn’t dammit
sneaky-trickster-one:
mammograms:
you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
annawintour:
enjoy these olympics
they are your last
8 tags
Watchluanlegacy:
theuniverseismyrunway:
omg
“and that’s how i lost my front two teeth”
suckonthedickimashark:
lynnwho:
My mom’s...
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
johnnynothumbs:
Imagine if you spelled PAID right
Watchvideohall:
Walrus dances to Michael Jackson’s ‘smooth criminal’
llcooljofficial:
no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
